enough for now

citymod:

Legendary comedian Chelsea Peretti shares her feelings about silverfish/house centipedes.

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monasticmaestoso:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I’m suddenly laughing at the idea of a cliche noir detective story written in the brutally concise style of Hemingway.

A woman walked into my office. She had legs. I noticed her legs. “I have a problem. I need your help,” she said. They always said that. I knew her legs weren’t the problem. I hoped she might want my help with them anyhow.

“Can you pay?” I asked. Of course she could. Her shoes were worth more than my rent. She could pay.
“I can pay,” she said. Her eyes were wet. I wondered if anything else was wet. Probably not. I am not handsome. Not since the war.
She was looking at my scar. Lots of people do. Most look away. Not her. She did not look away. She looked at my scar and I looked at her legs. There were two of them. I liked that about her. I liked that a whole lot.
“Will there be danger?” I asked. There always is. This city bleeds danger, then drinks it right back up again.

“I’m afraid there might be danger,” she said. She had the voice of a beautiful woman. She also had the face and body of a beautiful woman. She was beautiful.

The light from the window was striped. It made stripes on my cigarette smoke. The end of my cigarette crumbled into ash. My marriage had also crumbled into ash.

“I can handle danger,” I said. I patted the butt of my gun. My gun was a Colt. My gun and my scar were all that was left from my time as a soldier. My gun, my scar, and the nightmares. I looked her up and down. “I am good at handling things.”

#it was raining and my dick was hard

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sashayed:

sashayed:

sashayed:

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sashayed:

at first i was really mad that my aunt shared an FB post of mine and exposed me to a flood of trolls but now I’m actually having a really fun time

“Well if this is a safe space I’m stepping right out of it, safe spaces are for pussies” is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

he’s never going to explain about the hair :(

who will teach them how to use gifs :(

i am WEEPING my sweet earnest 70-year-old Uncle Wally just took it upon himself to explain things

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lapfoxs:

this is literally everyone on tumblr

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lesbian-death-trope:

chillona:

samoansl0re:

swdyww:

yungbabushka:

babyanimalgifs:

Kitten thinks she is a dog after being raised by a Husky.

more baby animals here

@indaryn Allie

This made me cry

this is so cute

Exactly the quality material I need to see on my dash‼️

This is the greatest video I have ever watched.

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the-movemnt:

The Equal Justice Initiative is building a memorial for lynching victims — and it’s about time.

The Equal Justice Initiative announced on Tuesday that it will build the first-ever national memorial to lynching victims in Montgomery, Alabama. Titled “Memorial to Peace and Justice,” the EJI project will sit on six acres of land that used to be a public housing project in Montgomery. 

The structure will include the thousands of lynching victims’ names on concrete columns, which will represent hundreds of U.S. counties where the acts took place. The memorial will also coincide with the opening of a museum.

follow @the-movemnt

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kateordie:

The greatest ending in film history

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belt4splashhit69:

too good for this world, too pure

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harold-shes-lesbian:

hltzmnn:

thejohnlocktrash:

i’m crying 

LOOK AT HER SMILING AT THAT LITTLE GIRL

AND SHE ANSWERS THE QUESTION SERIOUSLY, TREATING THE GIRL LIKE A PROFESSIONAL INTERVIEWER 

OH MY GOD

she looks so touched at the beginning im so

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the-average-gatsby:

yunalesca:

First look at the new Pixar short, Piper

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dailycelebritygifs:

”All good things are wild and free.”

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anniedayenow:

Normally I don’t post celebrities Instagrams but I think this is noteworthy.

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